M&S Bodymax pants review

Technically speaking, a man’s ball bag should be on his head.

The genitals are the warmest part of a man’s body, yet we cover them with clothes, quite rightly, otherwise we’d be inappropriately swinging around all over the place.

Basically, you put your old man in the little pocket. It feels odd. It also makes you look as if you are sporting a semi-erection, which would probably get you thrown out of M&S most days.

It’s a design fault; nature overtaken by convention.

But like everything else, some people are always looking to improve on what they’ve got, and the naughty bits are no exception.

If you don’t fancy surgery, you may want to try the new Bodymax range of pant being sold at Marks & Spencer. They have an ‘internal support pouch to define and enhance your shape.’

Basically, you put your old man in the little pocket. It feels odd. It also makes you look as if you are sporting a semi-erection, which would probably get you thrown out of M&S most days.

It also shows through your jeans, making you look as though you’ve hidden something down your trousers or have an unfortunate swelling. They’re comfy enough though.

Looking at me in my underpants is already an unfortunate daily occurrence for Sarah, and I think this may have been a step too far.

The Bodymax pants are a testament to how vain we men have become – we all want to hide this or enhance that.

I’m not sure who these will appeal to, although I’m convinced they’ll sell well. But what happens if you strike lucky in your magic pants? Like a bra full of chicken fillets, you have to come clean eventually.

M&S Bodymax pants are available in two styles; a bum-lift pant (£15) and a frontal enhancement pant (£10). For more information please click here.